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This will be a
Harry/Hermione

This will be set in 2009 when Harry about 20 years old


Lord of the rings
this is set in the movie verse as I've never read the books unless anybody knows of a web site version of the books I wood love a link so I can get my
computer to read them to me .

they will be some personal politics don't feel offended by this it is very small and I will be using some controversial figures in UK politics the general presumption is that the individuals and party I will mention and considered by the mainstream politicians as extremist I don't hold to this view in this story I could have and that Hitler be a saint and have Winston Churchill in a devil in disguise the point is that his fiction anything can happen so please don't turn away if you feel you find couple of my references to political parties I am not trying to convert anyone I am just writing for the fun of it
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England couple of years after the defeat of Lord Voldemort
Harry And Hermione was board stiff they have remade the Ministry of magic not officially running but they as good as ran the place all knew it
equal rights for all. No more inheritable titles lordships and it help that in the war at least 1/2 of the 20% inbred pure bloods died.

the only Weasleys remaining in the United Kingdom that had any chance of not being tortured was Fred and George. They became close to Harry and Hermione after them signing a magical contract stating they had nothing to do with the attempted  rape of Harry and Hermione by Ronald and Ginny Weasley through Love potions  and there mothers supporting of it.

the Potters kept a pretty size basement. In them they kept some pets named Ginny Ronald Molly  whenever they get bored they would go down and
tortured them.

They recently had their fantastic marriage to one another of course you might be wondering where this is going quite simply Harry and Hermione had nothing to do yes they was wealthy but they was only so many cars TVs houses yachts you could buy. For the first year they loved spending more in a day then people made in a year

they were sitting around in the department of mysteries playing with all the hidden magic
"Hermione their is nothing to do any more" moaned Harry
"I know boys and their toys unless you are blowing something up your not content"
"precisely dear. "

They were cleaning and sorting out the avail room Harry did not feel comfortable so with Hermione help he pulled out the memory of that fateful night back in fifth year when his beloved godfather died as soon as he pulled it out Hermione did the spell to make him forget where and how his godfather died putting the memory into their pensive full of embarrassing and upsetting moments in their life. They've done this many of times two each other.

Harry was looking up at the stone avail and said
"you know that TV show I've been watching SG1"
"I no the one you mean not really into that "
"yes that you prefer family guy and Doctor Who instead"
"but you did sit through some episodes so you should know what am on about
that Vale can be like the gateway to other planets SG1 uses do you think it could take us anywhere"

"Hermione sat there in silence for five minutes then she said it can't herd to test it out

so over the next couple of weeks they threw weaselly after weaselly into it with a rope on testing out different spells light and dark magic
they lost Ginny on the first attempt they did not know if it was a blessing in disguise or should they feel upset that Hermione cant practice magic on her anymore Hermione became a fantastic healer through the process specially broken hands they had more success with her brother Ronald he actually came back when they pulled the strongest rope known to mankind  that was tied around him like a cable tied design non  removable.

But trying to read his mind was difficult through all the pain  Harry put him through he was a step below insane but the fact was he came back.
so from then on they use sheep. Easy to read their minds to see what was on the other side


D-Day
 the day had came the room was full of people camera crews scientists friends and family etc
the couple was as good as the king and queen of magical Great Britain
the pair had on matching uniforms after all they were ambassador for Great Britain.
The uniform was a personally made by  Hermione had made it basically was there war outfit but with a couple of years of board teenagers improving them
Quick paint job and they were ready to represent Britain on the right-hand side of the breast plate was a union Jack and on the other side displayed their rank etc etc

A stage was set up like the one you would see the president of the United States of America talk to the news on but with the British flags instead

the married couple walked out on to the stage they walked to the podium

"people of Britain magical and non magical alike we hope we have cratered a better society for you to live in equal for all not matter if you contain magical talents or not" Hermione spoke
not even a second later Harry's voice came in just like the weekly twins
"by pulling the magical community out of a self enforce apartheid system we believe we have put the great backing Great Britain once again"
"our exploits are well known through our web site Blog so we will not mention them here" Hermione followed up
"we just want to explain what happening if you've seen the television series SG1 you will be able to understand easier"
it is like the Stargate a portal to somewhere and known that we no for sure is NOT planet Earth
"we want some excitement and a bit of a holiday from everybody knowing who we are"
"this is going to be like an exploring mission we shall radio back our progress"
"farewell all"
they turned around and walked up to Neville and Luna Lovegood
the pair handed them somepresence
"don't forget us if you discover a better world don't forget to invite us or call for help We're Here for you"
came the response from the newly married couple they felt the same way life is getting too boring

count off equipment he instructed
patting down their bodies
weapons check
movable home trunk/tend
gold
food
miscellaneous
they were main bags they had on them inside they were expanded to be easily 1000% bigger than their appearance shows

they faced one another and did a long kiss in front of the media then they turned and walk confidently and without any fear walked into the portal knowing a weaselly spent a two days on the other side and came back alive (of course they were silence so they would not bring any attention towards the portal
this happened to be the most watch  TV event in years some was even declared that more people saw it than 9/11
because they installed their own government in the houses of parliament by simply reading the vote simple spell on the box made 70% vote for the Potter's chosen party they choose a nationalist party they read the mind and confirmed their manifesto
it was not racist to stand up for the indigenous people of Britain when they said British jobs for British workers eight did not mean British jobs to Europeans who can work for a much lower weights then the indigenous population they had no secret plan copy hitter it was decades of brainwashing from the mass media that made people think a vote nationalism is a vote for Hitler  as soon as the party came to power they and the potters showed the world that magic existed and Britain was going to be the first man on  planet Mars and bring back the great into Great Britain AI nuclear warheads that independently through around the planet  other magic/technology items that was years ahead of anything the magic community could put together
wizards became like plumbers they all worked for the government and went round fixing the country only been trained in magic after they signed a magical contract stating they would always support the Queen and Britain and the government and never use their magical talents to break the law
magic made the making of AI robots easily so the Middle East and thousands of British magical transfigured robot's doing the work the British Army did before them the Americans and other countries tried to get their magical community to make them magic items to but they had great trouble finding any and the ones they did persuade them to work for the government
years to come it would seem that Britain became the most power for nation on the planet for the second time in days it is felt like
the Queen was delighted that Britain once the gain had an empire and that it was not trying to replace every indigenous person with two foreigners
a massive magical ring was placed around the country all teleporting was log and police a compulsory tracker was placed on all magical to residents
magical Britain was paid handsomely to donate semen  you could find it the sale at 10k sometimes on eBay people wanted magical children the government paid handsomely to anybody that had won and a perfect job 100k+ a year waiting for them as soon as they finished magic education
Britain had as good as FREE electric from a renewal magic placed on turbines Britain the icecaps was frozen solid and  one of the days Harry/Hermione was board lifted the Titanic day after day they was given impossible sounding tasks by the new nationalist government Prime Minister Nick Griffin so when they left it was like the Queen dying hand at the same time exciting knowing that Sir Harry Hermione Potter chief adviser and sat on the Cabinet for supernatural and magical affairs and left this planet many hoping that they would return safely turning off the tv Nick Griffin sinks back into his comfort cheer looking around his Cabinet and close advisers
"Britain has never been so heal this is all down to those fantastic couple I tried but I could not amuse them any longer stuff that would have taken us years  they did in days just because they was board I just hope now they have left countries such as Russia China America don't feel that they can remove us from the map they don't like feeling soweek compared to us Harry found in Adam in less than three hours a couple of high-profile terrorists mumbling using magic and not been shielded from it he can track down anyone
so the FBI's most wanted and other countries equivalents found themselves sitting in a top-secret submarine prison 5 mi. down in and known waters constantly moving so no teleporting can get a knock-on plus all the magic shields having other countries to beg for terrorists in British custody was amusing United Nations was in terror and gave me great respect from time before I was elected and from the first couple of weeks international and local news said Britain was going to helland that the United Nations should overthrow the government and how they knew an excellent duty to the left feeling the right and now seen them trying to be over nice towards me is country He was planing to have the uk put under a  Fidelus-charmed all in side will by default no the secret and all them illegal immigrants trying to sneak into the UK will be able to when people coming they will have to land on the Isle of white where they can be porky to train stations except per and be tracked at the rate it was going they were going to have 80% of illegal immigrant's in London found and imprisoned within two months he's having hundreds of gallants of the truth Potions made they were going to have the best courts in the land no more than silly appeals people will have the right to take it or not
the plan seem endless when you have the power of magic the males can produce enough sperm fast enough




Middle Earth




carved into the side on the mountain stood a round circle hundreds of caverns of weird symbols late covering it the natives passed it by four thousands of years and not one took any interest and then it lit up and outstep to humans looking for a bit of a vacation and excitement

"one big step for man" Harry calls out
"when big step women" Hermione says two
"this day will make history the first planetary travel and not even air tax yet"
bet in a couple of years they be chanting tax on using the gateway"
"don't get ahead of yourself Harry we have to explore this new world we can't have tourists going missing "well on bending over and placing in the ground a device that looks likely pen in shape and size stepping back it grows in two-a Union Jack like when they did it on the moon in the Sixties
"I Harry Potter declare this land shall now be called never never land location far far away in memory of Luna Lovegood"
Harry stop joking around the need to test out our equipment see what we can pick up radiation radio waves alignment of the stars and so on while walking down a narrow slope"come on Hermione we hear to have some fun  not work more of the time

"I know Harry that this is so exciting being on a new planet it's so exciting and want to do everything right discussed it with my science team we have drawn up a few plans
"I wonder if we can get jetlag here as its night time  back in London it was 1 pm" .while laughing
"what's that you here it. Harry" she whispers out
"I'm picking up several heat sources from that way they are on the other side of the pond be alert "while pulling out a specially designed silencer pistol that had basilisk venom coated bullets with an expanded magazine that could hold a good 500 with silver ingrained and a holy cross Into the end for vampires werewolf's 
"be better be very polite they are ambassadors of Great Britain  Harry So no bad language"
Harry pov

looking sheepish I say in a snobby tone
"I can be very charming when I want to be my dear lady" while mock bowing
"you did well in front of the Queen you kept your head when we were knighted off I was so scared you was go to do something rude or embarrassing"

they're getting closer let get closer before greeting  them one invisibility and a silencer spell later they moved around the bank to observe the weird looking group
"what do you think this Hermione an  old guy for children three males in their twenties and thirties age group he think they are perverts
what would they want with the kids out here"

Harry not every male near children is a paedophiles I know we tracked down a dozen missing kids weeks ago i hops it would not make you trying to think everybody might be one if they look at the kid twice
"90%+ paedophiles are homosexual and 10% of the community is gay so 1 in 10000 is one and 1 in 100 gays is one so when I see a group of males escorting for male children down to a lake at night it looks suspicious"
"Harry you know me it takes a lot of evidence once I'm convinced I am very loyal to the cause heavy even then their minds yet I know the distant is a bit far but you can get closer...
"o look they have a Longbow and swords even the children I mumbled

the old man dose some waving at a wall of rock lights it up
"wholly shit they have magic"
"Harry watcher language it can't be impossible for other planets to contain magic but as the old man shows you he carries a staff no wand  in sight "
"don't understand how a staff works Hermione I never looked into wand  making"
"it goes like this a staff takes many more years of training to do simple things a wand can do easily plus you need to pump more and behind one of the same effort at the low end magic so it is considered pointless to many so when wands was invented they took off like the longbow to the gun from the first couple of years ago the bow was better but takes a lot more effort to years so people pick the easiest not the best the easiest method that in most cases older magic seems stronger" she gas out at the end of her lecture
"you would make a good teacher Hermione but  I would never want you to teach is much more in life to do"

the two sat there discussing should they try and   make contact with the natives when one of the kids asks the old man something
the man says something in a different language and then the door opens magically it  must weigh at least 1/2 a tone
the group stand slowly to get up and head-on inside

I looked at Hermione and from my eyes and body language I said
"Its time we don't have anything better to do than follow them specially when one of them can do magic"
"can't think of anything better there seems to be no lights of any town  give me a moment Harry
I'm just setting up a beacon here so we can teleport back at any time I am going to set it as 1 of the dozen locations you can portkey using that their on your belt I have20 beacon I am leaving number-one here so all you have to do set your belt to one and then puts the bottom and you will land here
in something I recently invented I could not stand having two Teleport when not thinking like specially coming back from the pub"
"your a genius Hermione that has made me feel a lot better  noing we be safe"
Hermione smile back towards Harry noing he got over needing to keep her safe condition

"Harry I'm finished be better catch them up"
while they were talking Harry did not look away from the group of weirdos

they used version of a broom built into their suit that meant they dropped quarter of the speed of gravity meaning  they don't become a smear on the ground running jump off four-storey high structures plus the strong christening spell in their steel toecap militarily grade boots in train a version  made to weigh Hadleigh made for running the same once he would find in the Olympics but improved including a built-in silencer charm so no one will he running them and many more while and unknown spell to numerals to even list

a  rough strong voice came from the open door where the group had started making their way inside
"your going too receive the hospitalities of dwarfs  roaring fire red meat off the bone this is my friend the home of my cousin ? and they call it a minex a mine
"this is no mine it's a tomb" for a quiet spoken voice they only just picked up
still indivisible they slowly moved up to the door
"oooooooooooooooooooooooo" screamed from the first voice
"goblins" from a female sounded bloke
"get out get out" shouted the second voice
Harry pulls back in concern wait here in the shadows of the trees on the side of the hill
"WTF" I gasp quietly
a long fat technical leg grabbed one of the sword wielding hoode kids a fight breaks out as the others children stand attacking it like hooligans
I look at Hermione and say bet  they have an asbo already at there age by the waythey are holding the sorts more like short words
holy shit this is what I've been looking for a fight with a giant sea creature
by now a good dozen tentacles have sprouted from the water kidnapping one of the kids probably it say paedophiles see daemon
then the remaining  adults Russ outside the blonde crossdressing woman sounded one calls out a bow and starts shooting that it
and the 2 want ur be heroes start attacking it with swords I looked at him and bag please can I go kill it it look more fun than that time with that big snake well calling from it is hidden dimension the sword of his ancestor ?????? I will even getting some of its DNA for you and lunar to analyse
she nod and said I'm not wash in the blood out have your cloven bantering noing at heart she was on full alert and ready to enter combat at any moment wild fingering her wand and gun

they ran forward the moving my invisibility make my presence known I handled the sort like That master the sword always tries to give still
 to the user but under the assumption that the user could do mind magic because it was considered normal practice for everybody to have some skill in the art so when Harry became fully trained in his mind and then rediscovered the sword in his seventh year of Hogwarts a connection was made and a firewall mind security said allow or block and so he fully embraced the sword because by default the sword wood not access without consent and like Slytherin weapons
I landed straight into the water and slashed  white through the beast leg the intake of breath I heard the others did when seeing me knowing Hermione  had  my back I  ignore them then the old guy shouted
"into the minds"
instantly I  thought I am not going in there to join pervert group of weirdos
I was having great fun slicing leg after leg pocketing a small part I grabbed my left hand
the cross-dresser shot an  arrow one metre to the right of me and hid the beast in the head for a moment i  was disappointed he stole  my kill
 in till the beast attacked in anger and blind rage. I noticed out the corner of my laser eye treatment improved eyesight they saw the week Coward's run inside I jumped back from the several tone creature moving straight at me  Hermione grabbed from behind and yacht me side at the same time she ran backwards then the cave started to fall in I turned and sprinted grabbing Hermione and then I bumped into one of the children and then it was picked black  before I or  Hermione made a light because we was catching out breath

the old man made the end of his staff alone and said
"we have now one  choice we must face the long dark of ?? be on your guard"
the group then turned and stared at us the strong voice from before echoed a gain from A short man with an axe
"who in how are" he gravelled out while fingering his axe the others had similar expressions but more friendly I glance at Hermione to see her  status now there's right I could still feel her frightened state in our twined hands she looked pale Hermione  was never could enjoy combat even after extensive training but in our basement she could love the screens she could get from the redhead daemon Ginny
I take a sip from a straw I pull to make longer for my breastplate a quick drink later the straw shrinks back inside its pocket I did this so the group can have more time to relax knowing adrenalin makes people think rationally and can come to quick conclusions well making sure Hermione was fine
"they say will you or should I introduced ourselves while looking into her eyes"
form a gesture only I would understand I picked up over the years from knowing each other I insisted she wanted me to speak

I turned back to face the group that was looking quite put out
"may I introduce myself I am ambassador Lord Harry James Potter chief adviser on supernatural and magical fears to the Prime Minister and the Queen of Great Britain and this it gesturing towards me wife
"my dear wife Lady Hermione Potter head of magical experimental department affairs
while lighting the end of campaign glow cylinder you snap to make light something tomb Raider Lara Croft uses but with a much longer lifespan the group stepped back in alarm the Cross dresser grabs his bow the old man looks like he might throw magic at any moment and similar reactions around the group I  put my hands out in a sign of peace  said explain
(when to the lips


chemicals mix they give off light  as a reaction so they was place into tube so when you snap the sticks it  mixes the liquid giving off this result while waving them want a go while holding one out to the children just snap it and it give of light
one-of the children reaches out for it the others look still very cautious and ensure I hand him it taking more time to examine child more I look less childlike they appear they could be just short but to have for short guys together is more than rare he happily holds it and then snaps it
Ii warm not two much just a little snap and so he slowly snapped it he nearly dropped it when it lit up woo
"we don't have time for games snapped the old man" taking a breath
"what are you doing here and why all the way out here in the middle of a mountain" while starting to look more kindly like the goat fucker brother  steely you money and try make you a suicide bomber Dumbledore