Middle Earth

Carved into the side of a mountain stood a round circle with  hundreds of carving of weird symbols covering it. The natives have never seemed to show any interest in it for thousands of years and then one day it lit up and out step a couple humans looking for a bit of a vacation and excitement. 
Below the giant circle you would find a small shelf 1.5  metres wide so they did not immediately the risk falling off  edge of the cliff.

"one big step for man" Harry calls out
"one big step for  woman Hermione says two.
"This day will make history the first planetary travel and not even air tax yet bet in a couple of years they be charging tax on using the gateway".

"Don't get ahead of yourself Harry we have to explore this new world we can't have tourists going missing".
Bending over Harry placing in the ground a device that looks likely pen in shape and size stepping back it grows in two-a Union Jack like when they did it on the moon in the Sixties.
"I Harry Potter declare this land shall now be called never never land location far far away in memory of Luna Lovegood".
Harry stop joking around the need to test out our equipment see what we can pick up radiation radio waves alignment of the stars and so on while walking down a narrow slope"come on Hermione we hear to have some fun  not work more of the time

"I know Harry that this is so exciting being on a new planet and want to do everything right discussed it with my science team we have drawn up a few plans".
"I wonder if we can get jetlag here as its night time  back in London it was 1 pm when we step through" while laughing.
"What's that you here Harry" she whispers out.
"I'm picking up several heat sources from that way they are on the other side of the pond be alert "while pulling out a specially designed silencer pistol that had basilisk venom coated bullets with an expanded magazine that could hold a good 500 with silver ingrained and a holy cross Into the end for vampires and werewolf's 
"be better be very polite they are ambassadors of Great Britain  Harry So no bad language"
Harry pov

looking sheepish I say in a snobby tone
"I can be very charming when I want to be my dear lady" while mock bowing
"you did well in front of the Queen you kept your head when we were knighted off I was so scared you was go to do something rude or embarrassing"

they're getting closer let get closer before greeting  them one invisibility and a silencer spell later they moved around the bank to observe the weird looking group
"what do you think this Hermione an  old guy for children three males in their twenties and thirties age group he think they are perverts
what would they want with the kids out here"

Harry not every male near children is a paedophiles I know we tracked down a dozen missing kids weeks ago i hops it would not make you trying to think everybody might be one if they look at the kid twice
"90%+ paedophiles are homosexual and 10% of the community is gay so 1 in 10000 is one and 1 in 100 gays is one so when I see a group of males escorting for male children down to a lake at night it looks suspicious"
"Harry you know me it takes a lot of evidence once I'm convinced I am very loyal to the cause heavy even then their minds yet I know the distant is a bit far but you can get closer...
"o look they have a Longbow and swords even the children I mumbled

the old man dose some waving at a wall of rock lights it up
"wholly shit they have magic"
"Harry watcher language it can't be impossible for other planets to contain magic but as the old man shows you he carries a staff no wand  in sight "
"don't understand how a staff works Hermione I never looked into wand  making"
"it goes like this a staff takes many more years of training to do simple things a wand can do easily plus you need to pump more and behind one of the same effort at the low end magic so it is considered pointless to many so when wands was invented they took off like the longbow to the gun from the first couple of years ago the bow was better but takes a lot more effort to years so people pick the easiest not the best the easiest method that in most cases older magic seems stronger" she gas out at the end of her lecture
"you would make a good teacher Hermione but  I would never want you to teach is much more in life to do"

the two sat there discussing should they try and   make contact with the natives when one of the kids asks the old man something
the man says something in a different language and then the door opens magically it  must weigh at least 1/2 a tone
the group stand slowly to get up and head-on inside

I looked at Hermione and from my eyes and body language I said
"Its time we don't have anything better to do than follow them specially when one of them can do magic"
"can't think of anything better there seems to be no lights of any town  give me a moment Harry
I'm just setting up a beacon here so we can teleport back at any time I am going to set it as 1 of the dozen locations you can portkey using that their on your belt I have20 beacon I am leaving number-one here so all you have to do set your belt to one and then puts the bottom and you will land here
in something I recently invented I could not stand having two Teleport when not thinking like specially coming back from the pub"
"your a genius Hermione that has made me feel a lot better  noing we be safe"
Hermione smile back towards Harry noing he got over needing to keep her safe condition

"Harry I'm finished be better catch them up"
while they were talking Harry did not look away from the group of weirdos

they used version of a broom built into their suit that meant they dropped quarter of the speed of gravity meaning  they don't become a smear on the ground running jump off four-storey high structures plus the strong christening spell in their steel toecap militarily grade boots in train a version  made to weigh Hadleigh made for running the same once he would find in the Olympics but improved including a built-in silencer charm so no one will he running them and many more while and unknown spell to numerals to even list

a  rough strong voice came from the open door where the group had started making their way inside
“Soon, Master Elf, you will enjoy the fabled hospitality of the Dwarves! Roaring fires, malt beer, ripe meat off the bone. This, my friend, is the home of my cousin, Balin.
“This is no mine, it’s a tomb!" came from for a quiet spoken voice they only just picked up
still indivisible they slowly moved up to the door
"oooooooooooooooooooooooo" screamed from the first voice
“Goblins!” from a female sounded bloke
"get out get out" shouted the second voice
Harry pulls back in concern wait here in the shadows of the trees on the side of the hill
"WTF" I gasp quietly
a long fat tentacles leg grabbed one of the sword wielding hoode kids a fight breaks out as the others children stand attacking it like hooligans
I look at Hermione and say bet  they have an asbo already at there age by the waythey are holding the sorts more like short words
holy shit this is what I've been looking for a fight with a giant sea creature
by now a good dozen tentacles have sprouted from the water kidnapping one of the kids probably it say paedophiles see daemon
then the remaining  adults Russ outside the blonde crossdressing woman sounded one calls out a bow and starts shooting that it
and the 2 want ur be heroes start attacking it with swords I looked at him and bag please can I go kill it it look more fun than that time with that big snake well calling from it is hidden dimension the sword of his ancestor ?????? I will even getting some of its DNA for you and lunar to analyse
she nod and said I'm not wash in the blood out have your cloven bantering noing at heart she was on full alert and ready to enter combat at any moment wild fingering her wand and gun

they ran forward the moving my invisibility make my presence known I handled the sort like That master the sword always tries to give still
 to the user but under the assumption that the user could do mind magic because it was considered normal practice for everybody to have some skill in the art so when Harry became fully trained in his mind and then rediscovered the sword in his seventh year of Hogwarts a connection was made and a firewall mind security said allow or block and so he fully embraced the sword because by default the sword wood not access without consent and unlike Slytherin weapons
I landed straight into the water and slashed  white through the beast leg the intake of breath I heard the others did when seeing me knowing Hermione  had  my back I  ignore them then the old guy shouted
"into the minds"
instantly I  thought I am not going in there to join pervert group of weirdos
I was having great fun slicing leg after leg pocketing a small part I grabbed my left hand
the cross-dresser shot an  arrow one metre to the right of me and hid the beast in the head for a moment i  was disappointed he stole  my kill
 in till the beast attacked in anger and blind rage. I noticed out the corner of my laser eye treatment improved eyesight they saw the week Coward's run inside I jumped back from the several tone creature moving straight at me  Hermione grabbed from behind and yacht me side at the same time she ran backwards then the cave started to fall in I turned and sprinted grabbing Hermione and then I bumped into one of the children and then it was picked black  before I or  Hermione made a light because we was catching out breath

the old man made the end of his staff alone and said
"we have now one  choice we must face the long dark of   Mines of Moria be on your guard"
the group then turned and stared at us the strong voice from before echoed a gain from A short man with an axe
"who in how are" he gravelled out while fingering his axe the others had similar expressions but more friendly I glance at Hermione to see her  status now there's right I could still feel her frightened state in our twined hands she looked pale Hermione  was never could enjoy combat even after extensive training but in our basement she could love the screens she could get from the redhead daemon Ginny
I take a sip from a straw I pull to make longer for my breastplate a quick drink later the straw shrinks back inside its pocket I did this so the group can have more time to relax knowing adrenalin makes people think rationally and can come to quick conclusions well making sure Hermione was fine
"they say will you or should I introduced ourselves while looking into her eyes"
form a gesture only I would understand I picked up over the years from knowing each other I insisted she wanted me to speak.

I turned back to face the group. They were looking quite put out.
"May I introduce ourselves."
standing up straighter I tried to look important
"I am ambassador Lord Harry James Potter chief adviser on supernatural and magical affairs to the Prime Minister and the Queen of Great Britain
and this is my wonderful wife lady Hermione head of magical experimental department affairs

the look from the group seemed mixed the kids seem impressed and the others still looked like we recently came from the pub

I shrugged and said that our official title but basically means we're bored stiff nothing to do in till we.

 while I was talking to them I pulled out a magically improved Glow stick.

The group stepped back in alarm the Cross dresser grabs his bow the old man looks like he might throw magic at any moment and similar reactions around the group I  put my hands out in a sign of peace 

Hermione recovered his strength that and has stopped leaning on me just as the Hermione I know and love couldn't help herself she was going to try and explain to the savages how a simple chemical reaction works just hoping they try  shoot her to from talking too much while standing in hand ready to fight position while examining the group in lot more detail.
At the front is an old man appears to beat least hundred years old then next to him was the
long blond hair crossdressing with bow and arrows on his backs and walked with an innate grace and fenny years
Next in line was a small man with a red beard. He was half the size of the first, older man but he seemed that much more menacing with the axe he held ready in his hand. The small man appeared to be a warrior of some kind, with his armor and helmet.
Maybe he’s a dwarf  Next in line was a man, a warrior who had fought many battles. He had reddish hair as well but he also carried a shield and a sword. He looked like what Harry imagined a knight would look like. and Behind the group was four children One of the children was slightly fat  Next to him walked a slightly younger one who appeared to be worried more than the rest of them. In front of them walked two much happier children ' and in the shadow of the group harry could just make out a man short dark hair and wore a silver necklace that glowed with an inner light.
while Harry's inspection of this planet YMCA poster boys Hermione was in full teacher mode.

"A  glow stick while getting out her own one is a single-use translucent plastic tube containing isolated substances which when combined are capable of producing light through a chemical reaction-induced chemoluminescence which does not require an electrical power source."

 the group still didn't lookalike they even understood a single word
"Glow sticks give off light"
"when the fragile glass container inside breaks"
"mixing the two chemicals together."
"which ..."

"we don't have time for your toys" snapped  out the old man
"what are you doing all the way out here in the middle of a mountain" then doing a 180 set in his face to look more
kindly like the goat fucker Dumbledore well looking towards me

sexist society that this place appears  Hermione gives the nod for me to feel the question
"I presume you know about magic use from your staff there"
a quick nod
"a couple of weeks ago we discovered a portal and for the past weeks we've been making work precisely a 18minute a go we tested it and here we are then we saw you lot so we made our way over to meet the natives of this land when that beast attacked and so I jumped in and here we are myself and Hermione were incredibly board so we decided to come through the portal and see what's up the side we got as  much time as we want here

more well looks from the kids the old man looked slightly shocked compared to the extreme surprise on the other's faces
"so you can do magic" glared the one that look like a dwarf

Hermione steps in
"As we are stuck here together no fighting if we wanted to hurt you we would have already attacked you By now"
Harry interrupted
"who might you be Sir" 
 

Well taking a meaningfully look at the old man his face looked resigned
"I am Gandalf the grey I am a Istari commonly known as wizard this is" while prodding
the cross-dresser with his staff to introduce himself
"I am Legolas from Woodland Realm of Northern Mirkwood"
"an stinking Elf" muttered the short Dwarf lookalike from all the looks the dwarf took a deep breath
and said I Gimli son of Glóin is a Dwarf warrior next in line " I'm Boromir" he said briskly
"just call me Aragorn" said the man in the shadows with the glowing necklace the old man took over
stepping aside to show in children quickly pointing them out Frodo Pippin Merry and Sam

  "you call this place a mine  it seems to be more like an old tomb" Hermione says in a interesting sounding tone

 "don't get off the subject" snapped out dwarf

 I stepped forward "nobody  will  threatening  my wife Lady Hermione  do you think I am harmless dwarf"
"ha you don't even have a blade on you did you drop it outside he laughs there is no support in  killing  unarmed teen

I raise my right hand  before Hermione can interrupt me "I summon you" and Gryffindor  Sword appears with improvements
the group steps back in shock and wonder " I can never lose this  it will always come back to me"

" M..a..g..i..c" mumbles  kind of way

"yes what did you expect I would not be on the head of magical and supernatural research for nothing"
"now do you want to fight me or not I have not killed dwarf yet"  Harry happily said
the dwarf picked up his acts and frightening bring it on child

"Harry  warned Hermione  we're did not make a portal just so you can kill the natives of this land I know he was fighting the giant octopus what's fair game because it was already trying to kill someone but trying to start a fight when not needed is silly " come on Hermione I really wanted to kill one of every creature in the world and here's a dwarf in front of us just asking to have its head chopped off " what callout the others you are not killing any Hobbit's  Elfs  And Others related cautious " I put my hand and say he is always bad in every race I only  kill  those who would hurt the innocent it's just I have not met any of your kind before to tell I have slain dragon's giant snakes dark Lord's Muslims even a whole city

AN Time jump I really cannot picture the argument being fixed between the Potters and the primitive savages of the middle of for quite some time but I cannot think of exact  wooden fork the argument but just attend that you read a long and heated debate about should they even allow two  unknown Young adults to accompany them through the minds with the conclusion that if they go at the front  beside Gandalf then the others feel more comfortable in having them insight at all times as this was no place for tourists  and it was the least they could do to help them get out safely

Picture then walking for a couple of hours I know in the film it seemed instant from the time he entered to having a fight scene that from some stories on here it seemed to take days of walking to get anywhere


Gandalf's POV
he was in his prime giving a tour of the minds was quite amusing to pass the time having to  teenagers walk beside him in chatting away about the mine and answering the question from  they seem to be intelligent and very good guests by their interest in question

Potters POV they walk for hours Hermione wasn't that happy  dirty damp and cold and rotting bodies everywhere
but she tried to keep up the enthusiasm because of Harry interest in underground facilities remembering him telling her on how hard it was to construct the torchwood bunker they eventually came to some very steep stairs while walking up they started to pass  books and she couldn't resist I hope you don't mind if we take some she asked quite hopefully to the old man known in her hearts of hearts that she was only being polite and that no old man was going to keep her away from books certainly  my  lady he said warmly as long as it don't  slow us down I don't mind what you take before he knew every book on the stairs  was collected up by the pair and kid in a way on them

The rest sat down waiting for the guide to point out the way next but Harry and Hermione didn't seem in the mood to sit about well and old bearded wizard tried to counter dementia so we walked about examining the architecture of the mine taking photos

come on you to go before back  we move in again by now the others have relaxed around us but still ready to mount our heads on spikes at a moments notice 
" always follow your nose" we heard well jogging back up  Harry seemed quite excited Hermione was a little pain  some generators and some lights this place could be our first base in this new world we could start bringing people here pretty quickly waking minute Harry  look at all the dead bodies does that mean anything to you it was an army  it might be still down here  don't take my fun away  then we will have to do handout eviction notices then  he laughed
"dwarf city of.."
what was that we looked up to here holy it look how big this places Hermione  we must move here now  we walk for another 20 more minutes through the enormous Hall Intel we came across  still at the front of the group are good dozen rotting bodies outside a doorway and then the dwarf runs inside like Rambo we approached with caution that cannot be so many bodies for nothing I glance at Hermione  well moving into the room all of this mess over a stone coffin we start examining the room nothing better to do Gandalf stands to read something " here lies fd son of  Lord of mird " just as I feared"
we stop to look at the old man he lifts up a book out of an important looking corpse "But I think I can read, we have barred the gates. We cannot get out. Drums. Drums in the deep. We cannot get out They are coming.” at this point myself and Hermione ignore the old geezer The Company stood in silent horror at this last statement.

It was piercingly broken by a loud thud, followed by a serious of clattering clangs and scrapes that echoed horribly in the dense stillness of the mines.

"a long way down" how big is this place" I said cheerfully without the slightest bit of fear in my voice the others looked petrified I turned back and start re-examining the rom  Hermione start going through some old books on the floor  while somebody's playing drums in the background

BOOM that seemed to echo continuously and ominously in the mines, and in their hearts.

“They are coming!” cried Legolas, stringing his bow.
“Who’s coming?” asked  Hermione  anybody we know while she turned another never paid for in her book not even looking up if she did she would have got  outrageous looks from the group

“We cannot get out,” said Gimli, axe raised.
Doom Doom came the sudden drumbeat, now increased in its frequency.

“Who’s coming?”  Hermione asked again more loudly

“Orcs!” spat Legolas, disgust evident on his face.

“Orcs?” Harry injected,  sounded interesting  what have come and kill some pretty please Hermione

The screeching and thundering was getting closer now. Boromir, in a foolish endeavour, stuck his head out the door, only to almost get it pierced by two orc arrows.
“They have a cave troll,” he said grimly, before flinging the door shut. He, Aragorn, and Legolas then threw some long unused dwarvish axes across its holdings. Not that axes could stop a fully-grown cave troll and a hoard of orcs, but it might slow them down enough for the Fellowship to prepare.
“Let them come,” Gimli growled from his perch on Balin’s tomb. “There is one dwarf in Moria who still draws breath!”

 at this point Hermione Hermione makes an impatient noise can you read a book in peace she stands up gets out her Wand draws a quick line across the floor from the corner of the room she was in gets out a couple of Ward stones then Conjur a comfy seat and sat  back in it without any concern in the world and began to go through her book and then she called out " Harry deer don't over tyre yourself  with your New friends we still have to explore this place is the others looked back as though she was mad
Harry jumped forward and looked like he was ready to slaughter anything that moved the grin on his face the excitement he was radiating inspired the others slightly

The screeching of the orc scum was like a horrible echo that shivered down the Fellowship’s spines. The orcs hacked first at the door, so that they made gaps in the wood. Aragorn and Legolas took this opportunity to launch a few arrows through the gaps. The squeals the Fellowship heard could only mean the arrows had found their mark.
 
But this brief moment of victory was obliterated when the orcs – who had been hacking non-stop at the door with their swords – finally cut straight through the barrier and soared into the room like a swarm of angry wasps that had just had someone trespass on their nest.

They struck. First advancing on Aragorn, Legolas, Boromir, and Gimli. Some escaped the first group and lunged at Gandalf, who parried their killing thrusts with dancer-like twists and turns of his staff and sword. The orcs trickling in from the door that sprang at the hobbits however, did not make it passed their first attempt at killing.

in all of this chaos  Harry stood back and watch quite board  he was going to wait for an opponent that we were his effort Hermione was still flicking pages and the others was fighting for the life

Boromir had just lopped the head off the last orc when there came from the door a heavy thumping noise before the remaining wood splintered as a great, fat club burst its way in. The club belonged to an even greater and fatter, not to mention eye-wateringly smellier troll, whose tough hide looked like a mixture of damp dung and slimly mucus, and indeed, smelled like it as well, and its little eyes were only comparable to its even tinier brain.

It looked around the room for a moment, blinking stupidly at the Fellowship, before it moaned deafeningly, then charged, its great body jiggling with the movement.

Along with the troll had come yet more orcs, and half the Fellowship was distracted by them, while the other half attempted to subdue the monstrous creature.

that's more like it  Harry cried out in pure happiness I have always wanted a second  round where they a troll while the fighting was going on  a couple of orcs went at Hermione but as soon as they attempted to cross the line she had carved on the ground  they were flown back a good five  and for a second invisible shield came into focus but  hardly anybody noticed from all the excitement in the air it's not every day you get to kill  Harry was having great fun staff using magic  he was going to kill it the old-fashioned way scabbard it with his sword if it can kill a giant snake  then a troll  should be easily enough doubt with  he was running around it stabbing doing backflips a bit like  tomb Raider would do by now the others in the room had left the troll on loan and was dealing with the just as nasty but weaker orc snap went the book Hermione stood up "Harry James Potter can you let me read in peace stop playing around she withdrawn  her wand  and ripped club out of the troll hand taking up to the ceiling then bring it down with a flick of her wand  knocking out the poor creature  by now everybody in the room had finished their fight and was watching her Harry stop hurting that poor stupid animal you should know better while walking straight through the line she had carved on the floor without any ill effects when she got it for she patted it on the head what are we going to do with you we can't have Harry stabbing you now you are far too important an animal could just die harry she backed out be a deer and heal the poor animal while I enter its mind and pacify it she then placed both of  Hans on either side of its face and arise when a focus and stood very still

" Hermione were not having another pet" if you moments later she let go and came back to normal you haven't healed  a quick wave of her wand Mendip the several cuts on it I know name you Butler a quick cleaning spell then Conjuring a nice oversize tuxedo suit on the beast and then vanished the club or yes I'm forgetting something pointed at a rock and it turned into a backpack type rideable carrots where she then dressed her new pet "Neal" she commanded then she gracefully sat up onto the back of the beasts new backpack carriage

 everybody in the room looked shocked and outraged "watch do you expect you can't have a lady getting dirty down these minds"
 no stuttered Gandalf  what did you do to it it's a dangerous beast and will kill you at any moment  and get away from it it cannot be tamed"
she laughed " my dear man any beast can be tamed by magic I simply overridden its mind with my  will it is weak minded and fullness now it is my servant after several minutes of complaints and heated argument they came to the conclusion that last time that the two new people and their new pet then take the lead on this was going on Hermione did not stop Reading have the deal quickly left the room and went back into the giant hallway Butler's command was simple follow have so it required no guidance from Hermione the hobbits look like Janice that Hermione's got a free ride
Hermione deer  I don't wish to disturb you but I think you should see this what's so important that you are not handled by yourself do you need me for everything while looking up o that  quite interesting how many do you think is their a good couple of thousand I must say  ain't you concerned snap down one of the men were not really she said are more concerned about getting the blood out of my clothing she sniffed snootily  by now the group was surrounded by thousands of orcs so Harry what do you think would be a decent spell to use here I'm all for Fiendfyre but try not to kill any of you and your friends deer then she went back to reading a book and the others look incredulous that somebody could be so unconcerned about being massacred

Then from that distance a loud noise came with red fire and instantly the Army that was about to attack them fled for their lives 30 seconds went by well Gandalf tried to explain that it was a Balrog and that everybody should run for the life and then he did with the others following I said Hermione we better not be left behind his creature sounds over the top right now with specialised equipment like a mini nuke
he followed the others with him in paying attention now while standing up and Riding her pet we came to a very thin stairs  carved out of rock we followed the others down with Nevis seen them and so fast up to this moment  Dam stairs had a hole in and they jump in it one by one Dam steers started to smarts and Blake a ways as a surface I grabbed Hermione and banished the straight across well put into the front of the queue were not been left behind luckily her pet lesson the impact now my side there was one man and a hobby  I ran back up the steps and then I turned and I ran as fast as I could stand and just before I got to jump straight over the top from flying straight at Hermione by now Hermione had made  a baseball glove for her pet so it easily grabbed me in midair everybody looked shocked I say it I wasn't going to be left behind  they can jump to if they want while being lowered to the ground by now Hermione was not on its back any more but already making her way down the path and then remarkably the whole platform crumbled from underneath and fell forward on us that they just jumped straight of it 
in the next couple of minutes we ran down and didn't stop for nothing Butler was clumsy and was not that good stairs but a couple of the summoning  spells did the trick in one so clearly if it got hurts any more so flying in to wall wasn't so bad but butte as long as it followed us  we got to a small Crossing over a canyon no side rails just  about a metre wide slab of rock was the only thing separating us from a longer drop  we were the first to cross while levitating Butler  he was  not able of course without falling off

holy shit that's one big mother fucker  Hermione yet she squeaked

 

the beast made of fire was stopped by Gandalf it bought its mighty sword of fire down on the old  man
holy shit  it's the old man is powerful or that thing is all show and no Power I hop it the second of
I wonder if a Killing Curse Works on it I casually said to them while taking a photo of the scene it would make a nice postcard to sent back it might even be an endangered species  i bet  London zoo would want one next to it  Dragon pen we can always come back and collect it at a later date I'm not really in the mood to trying take that down
cool it has a  whip to like to release that in China  should show them not to piss  about with Great Britain any more

Gandalf cried again, “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!” and he struck the bridge with his staff

The bridge cracked right at the Balrog’s feet and fell, along with the Balrog, down into the dark chasm.
 dam  it's not going to be in London then I laughed while helping Hermione on to the back of butter I need to get me one of these as  well you could have Harry but you was playing around with it I'm trying to kill it not tame it
noo the hobbits cry out in alarm as Gandalf seems to be slipping off the broken Crossing
I kindly point out  my wand and call out my summoning spell but something is not working the guy's internal magic is currently my spell it seems or he is really heavy and that I cannot let