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I have dyslexia, I am using speech recognition software to write this story,
then I have Opera Web browser read it back to me.
If it sounds right in Opera then it sounds right to me. I am writing this as a
way to improve my reading and spelling so please don't be too critical of my
grammar. I will do my best to check my work.
What you need to know to understand this story
1) This will be set in 2010 just for your reference to the present day stuff , I
cannot really go looking up the 90s every time I wish to make an offhand
reference to something
2) Canon is 100% the same until my character steps into the play
(keep in mind I have never read Canon Twilight all what I have read is
"Luminosity" by Alicorn24
"Radiance" by Alicorn24
they had two brilliant stories written by associates of "Harry Potter and
the Methods of Rationality Â" by Less Wrong
then the stories are based on Rationality commonsense thinking and not stupidity
teenage crap that the original series was
I clearly understand that the powers of vampires as stated in the above stories
I understand the make-up of a government source of circles and personalities
this is not really probably true to Canon as they never read it but who cares
Summary
a teenage Brit temporarily living in the United States independently discovers
the supernatural world and quickly exploited and will not be taken for a ride by
any foolish vampire you have been warned
vampires have been hurt in the making of this story
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Chapter 1
prologue
Back in 2005 I visited Florida the best holiday ever had and still have them
nearly every moment of it to date dam expensive it also incredible I would take
any excuse to return to America and so when the opportunity came up I said what
the heck let's go if they let us in and so when we discovered we had a widowed
childless relative and about to die we discovered in America we flew out there
to make sure they remembered they had relatives and not to give their money to
the Cats home we had to go through the painful a air-port security body scanners
with a person sees you naked and receive an and healthy amount of radiation for
have somebody " feel your junk " and some famous quote being let me tell you I
rather have somebody feel me up and have somebody see me naked I was a very shy
and private person I kept dreaming of the relatives house and how big it
hopefully will be we were searched and leaving the airport not entering we could
go across the street and buy a gun it wasn't like he was doing anything
And like Florida this place was colds we bought flowers looked all respectable
new clothing and made our way to the old lady first we drove past the house just
to confirm what Google Street view showed it was one big house on two incredible
that easily 2-400 thousand price
we found in her nursing home and she was such a sweet little old lady no
children know nothing new at all on our best behaviour we considered leaving my
sister in car to stop the fighting and she was incredibly prone to shouting the
slightest thing she would felt I did wrong and then she wood shout more
when you ask hur not to shout and so we found hur in the nursing home were
visited her most days for a couple of weeks every day we would go in and see him
bring her stuff and make sure she wouldn't forget us a loving relatives
travelled thousands of miles to come to her aid we
we made it clear the flight wasn't cheap accommodation was as were
staying in the house we was already pacing out the property had a couple of
stages and found and so forth the only problem is inheritance laws and so forth
and so we will was steady in inheritance loop hold we had a brilliant one
Everything you own is part of the business and the percentage of what you own is
based on the last weeks output as such she owns nothing we do and so forth
hundreds of ways around it it seems we can have to bring America a good couple
of weeks we weren't really going to complain
there are some stupid reason why that the local authorities liked the idea that
I can the local high school or something like that can really remember most of
it that basically I found myself involved in a temporary school curriculum it
wasn't fully mainstream school it was more of a week-long induction type thing
and see if I could get my head around the idea of staying around and how I
might fit in to their weight school system I found it very hard to follow I
still don't really appreciate it they have for this stupid American saints of
everything and they just used the normal words but then if dumb Americans can
understand it and it cant be too hard
I was in my last year of high school you 11 when I went to America and so for a
couple of weeks I was involved in the school system many might find that quite
boring it was and interesting at the same time seeing the total difference the
total culture of America I found it quite amusing I wasn't a great socialite but
I was quite pleased that many girls found my accent quite amusingly that my
shyness made it a little bit of useless gift it was on hand to notice in the
small quiet town that there was a family of supermodels and following along
behind them was a poor insane girl that was actually quite ugly they seem
to be quite wealthy and the father was a doctor I heard they will draw
these fancy cars and then it dawned on me and my family I could drive in America
at 16 not 17 in Britain and so I really really wanted to drive and so we picked
to be really cheap car and I learned most of the born Americans around me was
boring you all he wants a wife aren't any real interest was then supermodel
crowd I was appreciated beauty that while while this was going on I was given
several hundred pounds to spend as gifts from the old lady who is dying I wasn't
wonderful is suspended it at least I could restrict myself to a couple of items
and some I had the amusement of buying a couple of £10 mobile phone spy kit
basically powerful microphone battery aerial Sim card holder placed into
something pretty small or at then I would have to do would be phoning it and so
I had to giggle of planting the phone bug inside their car and it got my
enthusiasm increasing weird conversations that were had to follow and so I went
and bought for fun as well a WiFi robot attacks in a mobile phone turned into a
rooter I drove it from my iPhone up to their house and let me tell you there
house was BIG very big I had it go to a window and place up against the glass a
sound amplifier and I could clearly hear conversation inside they were
explaining about vampires abilities and so forth and lenses and disadvantages
and it really made you ponder that point with these freaks really be no
ridiculous extra admin believing in religion and then the conversation carried
out like that the small WebCam am convinced was faulty it certainly saw one of
them move faster than normal and so I drove back my WiFi robotic toy it
concerned me these people were convinced they were vampires that make them
dangerous even if they were or not delusional people are still dangerous and so
as soon as my robotic got back to me a picture that got in my car and drove away
quite fast my parents were quite used at the information they played back to
them and so will the next couple weeks I kept and very very close eye on them a
couple more microphones around and then I went stuff it
I eventually persuaded my parents to follow in and my sister make photo shop
fake photo of the new girl receiving drugs have one of the freaky vampires and
then I went to her father at her home her father I persuaded him to immediately
go get his daughter and questioning her about my extreme allegation he is very
pleased table information to him I had the photo on my phone it was a little
with Blewett at the same time it was enough to make him concerned I told him
about how I believe this Edward character was an incredibly bad influence on his
daughter he immediately took his daughter away any telling anybody perfect
I gave it a couple of hours I watched the fight between the daughter and the
father he was demanding he was taken somewhere to be tested three or four hours
drive away
I telephoned the vampiress doctor at his hospital pain formed in using his voice
a modifier program and using anonymous Skype account on anonymous WiFi in a non-CCTV
zone shopping centre they told him quite clearly that if they wish to learn the
location of Bella then they better post a couple hundred samples of their venom
to several hundred locations and only one of them I would actually get persuaded
him to put them in sealed containers inside obviously gone off food products so
innocent bystanders wouldn't accidentally consume it he seemed quite angry I
express what I wanted was the means to become a vampire and the girls survival
wasn't really a concern he believed that I would obviously release the girl on
the receipt of the venom and a full e-mail page instructions on vampire
knowledge he promised he would do so at once I can express my concern that I
felt the actions to be quite disgusting but I would nearly anything for a
mortality he could understand the call was cut I then e-mailed him a list
of addresses several in town several abroad several everywhere basically I I
really helped I could intercept one of the parcels and was very concerned at his
mind reader would find me and hopefully the several hundred destinations they
wouldn't be able to track me making arrangements with people to immediately
forward on the product coming when it was delivered to them I had that done a
few times through a few different anonymous tipoff services I eventually two
days later received a sample and the constant e-mail communication from the
vampires was quite touching I made sure I wanted to make sure it was poison they
sent me they made sure they would understand that I would really the annoying
girl as soon as I was fully safely turned and that if I died the secret would
die with me we rented a couple of yachts and immediately set sail for open sea I
had my family tie me up on a chair of my own making several hundred pounds worth
of change tried every part of me down above me was a monitor screen and a straw
go into a container of disgusting looking animal blood my head could move
slightly and my fingers could also the rest of me was overkill tied down the
chair was comfortable double wasn't and to cap it off we did capture Bella was
quite easily there she was in the corner of the room blindfolded and hopefully
unconscious she was going to be a guinea pig first thing we did was my parents
up my spine then we filled the cabin full of out of it class a/b drugs and then
they made me a conscience and then they added it to my bloodstream the venom 2
1/2 days in her walk up screaming o God my parents sat on the other yacht
watching the cameras were quite concerned pleased I wasn't dead for the medical
equipment we purchased showed the majority of my body fixed the screams of pain
I was never good at receiving pain most people know me that every person I knew
who ever heard of and a much higher pain tolerance then I the drug fumes might
have helped as I didn't know what pains to compare with it with a big countdown
screen showed how many seconds I had left I swallowed painkillers after
painkiller morphine and everything else
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Went to my screaming it was like I was on fire nothing work the pain and then it
stopped
the countdown has finished and I was I was
mortal
my new body and mind felt incredible I don't know what made me more happy the
fact that there was no pain or the fact that I was now the closest thing to a
god this planet could produce my eyesight I smile my hearing all super and
managed to spit out of my mouth every old teeth
all my old ones was not white and had fillings in not properly grown not
perfectly straight and so forth I could feel it my new teeth post out my old
ones that was probably most of the pain all the teeth pain I have had should
hopefully gone every one of my teeth I enjoy coughing out my mouth did feel sore
but then I had a desire worsened then sex worse than sleeping all the toilet it
was blood immediately immediately I could smell there was blood in the drinking
straw back to my right eye lent forward without thinking I could hear all the
chains start whining luckily they did their job and keeping in place I did go a
bit overkill with wrapping them around me even making it that the boat would
sink before they would allow me to snap as they were geared to the fundamental
things to the boat by pulling to hard the site would come in and I
would drown but I easily managed to get straw in my mouth and I sucked just
something three days ago or even a few hours ago I would've found repulsive
heating to make the pew my whole body wanted to my mind fought against it but
it's very hard to not like something when it tastes nicer than chocolate the
first went away at the same time I could smell something more tastier my eyes
locked on it the human girl aaa no just a girl and just a superhuman still human
my whole body could taste it it was like somebody bringing out the chocolate
cattle cake and in my lips in the joy I had a bit more main course meal before
asking a happy pudding and so I sucked some of the non-tasty blood and my
parents at that point came loud and clear in front of speaker system connected
to the monitor in front of me
"james james are you all right"
I looked at my family and my excitement was incredible and explained how I felt
a God and my whole body felt energetic powerful and my eyesight was perfect
better than perfect I could see every pixel with clear detail my parents was
excited but then the same time not foolish enough to come anywhere near me until
I got used to the human smile I explained how free moment there I still
wanted to eat her I described it as eating a pudding and that I was trying to
save up my appetite
Over the next couple of days the smell of human was too strong what I wanted to
do was break out and eat hur left with a rope and the change was to cool more I
would pull on one side tied to a wicket on the other and every time I will try
lean over to much to pull on my neck that's tied to my feet would get tighter
and practised hundreds of thinks I do not believe her memory seemed
incredible halfway through my first day of showing I couldn't break out and
consume my lovely deserve desert my parents turned up and set up my computer
placing the keyboard next to one of my hands and the mouse next to the other
with daily space to move my fingers it was enough I could quit the monitor I was
so pleased for days of the Internet was like the end of the world I made sure my
parents had more rope just to make sure considered pouring myself in concrete
but then how would I release myself and let me tell you the most powerful thing
I discovered was not my superhuman strength) new set of teeth many superhuman or
that evil nose of mine it was my memory
My memory I could count every second of being a vampire could remember every
second of that experience could draw precisely what I was looking at it was
incredible that many people would appreciate it but to me it was the most
greatest thing ever-it just the memory alone I might I've not mentioned yet that
I am a dyslexic I have problems reading no basically I can read the couple
awards I can read and not worth the effort is just easier to claim I can't
answer and so I wanted to fix that I started off with my Opera web browser and I
found a dictionary website and I made it lead me every word I saw the letters I
heard the sound and I never forgot it I could not read a new Word But I could
precisely remember every time I saw it so if you told me
fwefwefwefwfwefwfwdddsss read Pokémon in France next time I would see that word
my brain would instantly tell me its meaning and it was the same with everything
ever again I let my computer read I attempted to follow what he will say that
every moment I learned thousands of words my reading improved so much I just
remember it all the work was so annoying names and other stuff I could be
perfectly that some that I get the word that is not commonly used but can easily
be read read or spell I was useless they might have had great word games
he would take that hundreds and hundreds of letters read them to me and then I
would repeat them back to him backwards it was incredible my family couldn't
wait for it to become powerful my sister my mother and my father couldn't wait a
while before I forget the old lady died and gave us all her money
I didn't sleep quite a lot of stuff vampires didn't tell me about my new
abilities so it was quite a surprise not sleeping or not getting tired I quickly
found great uses for my time when I was getting used to the human company
Wikipedia anything they wish I could learn forever and ever I but on different
days and days to connect everything but unlike Opera browser reading to me I
knew brain to process a whole page of text nearly instantly as much as I saw
something it cross-referenced every bit of it bringing memories of memories of
memories I could tell you how many times I saw the letter a and so forth it was
like a super super super computer actually I enjoyed taking the time learning
everything that ever confused me all the different flags was a great start so
many of them looked similar and so confusing that any more country names world
leaders names of planets you name it I memorised it makes of cars types of food
the Argos catalogue basically everything I must have had 1 million tabs
open as I could precisely remember where every tab content I was going to learn
everything I like them stupid vampires in America and was going to be the best
took me seconds to read the news blog after blog after blog
I was quite annoyed actually usually I can ponder how to read or hear something
and ponder that for some time dream about it for that and so forth that this
this gave me no time to to stop there was more and more I had to learn
I came out with a brilliant scheme in a 32hours in I was never that good
at maths at an average but seriously I wouldn't rely on it that I was in a shop
and with the atmosphere of everything going on I would always question my
abilities and so I send an amusing several hours working out the times table to
1,000,000
345*312
22232*77332
and so on I would never have to work at a summit in psychology remembered the
answer all of them you couldn't give me any conceivable +-%* formula with out me
knowing the answer on at least six digits as I could take the fast and never
forgot the keys ever again I could always tell if i type in a word couple that
is what my greatest problem before it was the speed of my typing it was known
when I type was acceptable for any of the human recognise as conceivable
language I pondered trying to learn languages so we placed an order for several
dozen learn to speak other languages products I could type incredibly fast I did
accidentally break a couple of keyboards too much power
After a whole week of being confined to win share surrounded by chains and so
forth myself and my family believed my desire is to go concerned the human was
low enough that I could ignore her chest my family wasn't going to place their
hand in front of my mouth and the fear that they might snap it right off
By now we went back to shore and I stretched my legs and they added a backflip
or God watching all the mutual clips on how to do it and so forth I was going to
be the best free runner there is I did another backflip a forward flip and I
didn't feel dizzy at all I even did a handstand it was incredible there was so
much to do and so many delicious humans to eatt I shook my head no no no and
then it was my father's turn we refitted out the yacht I'd don't want to get too
close i did carry everything a few modifications that I recommended like a
lot more drugs break the spine removed the teeth take off your clothes and a few
other things would make the process more tolerable and then my mother placed my
venom into dad while I sat on the third yacht generally checking everything my
sister and mother quickly left and the same process happened again three days
later my father was okay and he started reading every thinkers while I thought
my reading with us his was incredible he was a qualified accountant so must've
shown that he was a little bit more taken with the desire to read the human at
the same time he was incredibly happy he had no more desire to smoke he still
subconsciously reached for a fag we were little bit concerned how he was going
to do my mother as my sister was a competent by now I'm convinced I'm being
around normal people enough so I helped tie at my mother in the second yacht and
repeated the same procedure we truly believed my mother needed it the most she
was the most earnest they want something to say that as soon as my parents
became superhuman my presence helped calm them down a lot as I was not a normal
human my sister was a semi-guinea pig for my mother to help her get used to the
smile
As soon as my mother came out of the three days of pain and credible she was no
longer fat basically the years and years of weight loss diet in was done
overnight she was a slim as I so was my father beer belly vanished and before I
forget all that evil acne had vanished on me
and then it was my sister's turn I have tied up I did the same procedures to her
and I try not to listen to the screams by now I have a couple of boats hired and
in our little convoy my father was just at the end of his quarantine slightly
longer than me the actual two weeks my mother took a week and a half and my
sister took three weeks to get used to the small humans they went off and I
found this Mexican illegal immigrant drug dealing scum bag and they tied him up
and I used him as bait while this was going on and let me tell you
extracting blood from animals was painful and can swim down to find an animal
bringing up and then had a painfully squeeze it for its blood I was quite a
fearful person and seeing the insides of animals was quite squeamish
But I did manage to keep my family up and running releasing my dad from the
chains was a pleasure having the help helped so much he could tell me nearly
anything about anything he went off and read a lot more than I give really
showed how there was much much more at the root of the problem was coming up
with new ideas to search for he needed like a random page on Wikipedia that they
become impressively show you a brand-new article about absolutely anything an
unknown wat 403 years ago between two countries you never heard of because they
know longer exist or care about
And then I had the bright idea probably my best idea yet I was going to memorise
Google Earth every satellite view of the world I was never going to not know
where I was manually on Google Earth in my head and so I sat down and I
attempted to memorise it all it was actually quite confusing and no Internet
connection wasn't the best so I was planning on coming back to that when we got
back to mainland
by now
All my family was successfully turned and used to smell of human as apparently
the illegal immigrants drug dealing scumbag happen to still be breathing I was
concerned about the vampires would be pierced off at the fact that I blackmail
them so I expressed a decent concern that we should take our non-ocean crossing
yachts to our homeland Great Britain as fast as we can and that we should easily
be able to easily control the boat even if we was knocked off we could easily
swim back and get back on I express the fact that we couldn't drown and my
mother's fear of wantonness to have lifejackets diminished
and so we headed off hopefully never to see them vampires again but then I was
looking forward to testing out a flamethrower landmine heated steel would do in
slowing them down
And yes we read using our satellite phone they must have spent a good few
hundred pounds on bandwidth and probably the collective total of all four of us
had any lead several billion words on every random subject we could possibly
conceive to be able to write out the entire Harry Potter lord of the ring and
the Bible word for word about the mistake or hesitation was definitely going to
make us money
movies did become boring you never really wanted to watch that movie again go
watch it once and that is it your memory was so clear it was like you were
reliving it so basically just a dream sit back in a comfy chair and replay the
memory of that superduper action thrilling movie looking at porn became
annoyingly pointless as your memory was so perfect there was no point looking at
any more tit as everything was a repeat
we quickly got into a habit to search for new updating regular contents that we
would catalogue post onto our internal network for all of us to read the problem
was we could click next read a page of text next in matter of seconds then
minutes so the main problem was cataloguing we could spend eight years finding
new stuff to be able to list the price of nearly any item on Amazon Tesco's
tool station B&Q it was tricky when it came to eBay or actually quite
pleasurable as it was the least regular new contents any major static website
was obviously processed corn to Google In any random topic open 1 million link
in tabs then go off and swim to the bottom of the sea and back usually gave us
time for the site to load me was having so much fun
Swimming in warm water with quickly sailed down to warm waters it was a super
duper holiday the only thing it lacked was pretty scantily dressed Sun bathing
girls just my mother and sister uuuu even though they now supermodel beauty I
actually had muscles on my chest had he any hair and no dam spots that evil
thing said by the devil curse you spots on your back on your face I was riddled
with it and having the perfect set of new teeth no fillings or paying perfectly
white and natural will possibly going to have to see a dentist about making them
not as sharp looking
Possibilities was endless enter sporting competitions for money game shows
knowledge competitions chess? this should only be so many possible combinations
every possible move for you probably have to do is learn the best answer and sex
that is right I am still 100% a single bloke and with my new body how is
hopefully going to change that
I was planning on stopping off in Libya and getting my hands on all that looted
stolen and the legal weapons that European countries illegally smuggled in to
overthrow a legitimate leader of a sovereign nation in a poorly concealed
militarily coup couple weeks went by and we eventually arrived a few hectic
moments but then when you can swim underwater and pull your yacht along meant
most of the bad weather wasn't really a problem takedown sales shut the windows
on the doors and swim like fuck we eventually arrived in the south Spain garden
at me tell you there was TIT everywhere aaa heaven mm and my new and improved
eyesight it was like I had binoculars mmm and I could hide in the water nobody
would expect I was peeping from their